| today is no different, no the same. |
[Aug. 8th, 2005|10:27 pm] |
no one replies to my posts, no one reads my posts. oh well, my mom said it was overcast, turned out to be smog. i went miniture golfing with kaycee and steph, no big whoop. they left after 10 minutes, not really but it was quite quick, i met the last remaining human who likes devendra banhart, he had an amazing t shirt of him. i shook his hand, he shook mine, it was bliss. so anyways.............i made some egg cartons into catapillars, it was surprisingly unfullfilling, i thought all i need was eggcarton catapillars but, they just dont do it for me. instead of pipecleaners i had to use carrots, maybe that took away from them. anyways.........yesturday was the michelles sweet 16, i went, there was much bumping and grinding to be had. i had none. chloe and caitlin did boner patrol, i waited in the car. i played with the siren, it made me giggle. everytime you dig a whole you make a mountain. remember that kiddies, if friends where lightbulbs i id never get to screw mine. somehow that phrase doesnt quite mean the same. |
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| im amazing |
[Aug. 1st, 2005|04:27 pm] |
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| |  touched.....in an awful place | ] |
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| | dinosoar jr- nathan is amazing | ] |
i had an interesting set of days, john is apparently back in a big way, hes back playing the flute. yes just like laruen, i like the way everything i say maybe 1 or 2 people get. oh well..........ok its survey time............. your in a house, your trapped, theres a scorpion on the phone a bear at the door, and phil collins at the window. what do you do? ooh this is a tough one. |
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| i think calm down is the phrase of the day |
[Jul. 22nd, 2005|12:28 am] |
yeah, i sort of can be stupid about those sorts of things, sorry i guess, i dunno. so anyways i had a family fun day, we went to hollywood to be tourists in our own town. it was fun, we went to the ripplys believe it or not museum. admission was too much, then i we got milkshakes at some 50s dinner where this cute girl flirted with me a little bit. i felt cool. she was with her freinds though. i realized theyd basicly give a star to everyone but gene wilder. and uh....... i then saw wedding crashers and decided i want to live in an apartment with owen wilson. wed probably have margaritas everyday. i made a mix cd for phil becuase he wanted me to. and i finally got some fish tacos. rubios bitch, del taco can go to hell. i thought www.bobsagetisgod.com was pretty good. i saw the worlds fattest man today in the ripleys museum and thought that aint so bad. i wonder what means............oh well seacreast out |
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| couldnt sleep |
[Jul. 19th, 2005|05:23 am] |
im at kevins house, i couldnt sleep. i dont think ive ever been so emotionally drained........... i talked to phil all night, it was stupendous, im not even shure why im upset. its alot of things really, i dont think in all my years ive ever had so much time to think and yet nothing to think about. nothing new at least..............ive lived my entire life for other people, i dont even know what makes me happy. i cant remember the last time i was happy, im sick of leading on with all these fucking jokes and smiles, its time i did something for me. im starting over again, its really a romantic thought but theres nothing in it, i wont really change, becuase i dont want to, i just want to feel how i act.........................i have green hair, and im a clown. |
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| i dont have anything to say |
[Jul. 19th, 2005|03:01 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blind in one eye | ] |
| [ | music |
| | radiohead-everything in its right place | ] |
told you |
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| baby its back |
[Jul. 17th, 2005|10:16 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | who wants to be one | ] |
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| |  im gods gift to centipedes | ] |
| [ | music |
| | van morrison- everyone (everyone everyone everyone everyone) | ] |
no sea journals today, this is a message detailing quite possibly the greatest thing on planet earth, im bringing back the win a date with nathan contest, primaraly becuase last time chloe stuffed the ballet box with tits magee. if you with to enter all you need to do is reply and ill enter your name in a hat, i know this is pathetic, but please bear with me. oh man this sounds soooo pathetic, i dont really mean it in a "oh boy i hope someone replies", its more of i have way too much time on my hands kind of thing, you know like zand or chiapets (both ive owned thank you very much) ok 2 things, no dudes (cept phil) and no fatties. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 15th, 2005|09:56 pm] |
uh..............................ive been at the cliffords residence in the past 3 days. staying there after the transient at the grocery store decided i was an undesireable element. like cockroaches or the french. i miss little john wisconsin. i make too much fun of him. anyways,........i need this for sea stories, which apparently no one reads.
ive been looking for love in all the wrong places........nope not under the kitchen table
i forgot what happened in the last one so ill start it from and arvitchary place.............SO THEN
it was john lithgow, i didnt find his charming non-offensive stlye of on color humor very attractive, so i ended beating him to death with a can of mac and pizza soup. i then bought the soup and served it to starving children, they were pleased to know it killed john lithgow.
so anyways there i was my hands covered in john lithgow, and jump had just come on over the loud speaker. i screamed at the top of my lungs to turn it up. upon hearing this eddie van haylen, who was there to buy john lithgows corpse, because the previous night he had had noticed all his corn was eaten up by some crows his neighbor tupac had nursed back to life. he wanted to put it up as a scare crow. so upon buying the corpse of john lithgow for 88 cents(the indintation from the soup can was still of his head) we headed back to eddie van halens house. he was having his book club over. they had just read the sisterhood of the traveling pants. i said it was sister good and was promply given every females number in the facinity. later on me, eddie van halen and the puppet i made out of john lithgow (scrappy) went out to sea in the ss big willie style, we accidently ran over chloe while she was riding her sea horse, we decided to hold a funeral. the entire cast of seven heaven showed up and scrappy said a few words. we then hit the sea when all of a sudden...........elipses.......... |
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| you only love me for my sea journals |
[Mar. 18th, 2005|06:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  im gonna fuck you up | ] |
| [ | music |
| | THE SPECIALS -wayne would be proud | ] |
the last week has been a blast and a half, ive been very not bored. im almost done with my new album "songs from the kichten floor" i think i might send it to a record company. if record companies were sugar.
so after 30 days at sea, i realize i am hungry, i forgot to bring food abord the boat so i turn to my first mate and say "you look rather delishous tonight" when all of a sudden my crew turned mutinous, for those who do not know what this means or can desipher my spelling, it mean that they were trippin balls and decided to take the ship over. "no my baby" i shouted at the ss big willie style. if i cant have you no one can, so i threw a match into the gun powder room. we had brought them to shoot us up some fish. but without guns all we could do was feed the gun powder to pelicans, freakin sweet when they blew up. so anywho, after i blew up the big willie style i fell into a time vortex and went two 2 years in the future, totally unpredictable, my brians on the fritz tonight. so anywho i was working in a hollywood video and had a girlyfriend named tamika, she was an essecive gambler who had a history of petty left (IE baby stealer)
so after a long day i run into myslef at the supermarket, buying up all the snack packs. we totally started makeing out. when all of a sudden i see something out of the corner of my eye. (i lost an eye in vietnam, i bet some guy he couldnt throw his eye farther than mine, i won and got his other eye) he still in vietnamm i belive, he works as an automin.) so anyways i spyed with my little eye some thing quite peculiar.......it was me asking if they had any canned squid, oh my god, i had gone into the past. then who was i freching and getting to 2nd base with................why it was none other than.................TO BE CONTINUED |
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| ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SEA JOURNAL |
[Mar. 5th, 2005|10:02 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  boogaly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | cortez the killer -niel young | ] |
hello there, my name is nathan, this is the first entry ive made in a while,......um......what to tell i havent been up to much, thats a lie, but every time i need to say waht ive been up to i cant think of anything. so......venus in furs is a really weird song.........um heres another captains log.
..............so after arriveing in macedonia, i quickly gave michal wood the slip, he was telling a man who did not speak english all about alexander the great. so after about 45 minutes of it i decided to find my own way home. so after wandering the streets for 3 days and selling one my kidneys to the black market i checked into a hotel, i got a room and headed up to my quarters, there i encountered a strange woman, after seducing and lureing me into her room, i realized that it was the giant squid. i then realized that greeks do not have 6 legs. so then we were fighting in the hotel for about a week when all of a sudden a little boy heared the commotion and came in. he did not think that squid and people should fight. so while the squid was eating him i snuck out the window, not realizing i was on the 13 floor. they were right, that shits unlucky...............................3 weeks later i wake up in intensive care, i was in south america. becuse my HMO did not cover squid related attacks, true i did have sea coverage, but a hotels not the sea, moron. so they had to transfer me to south america becuae docters there dont have to go to school. so its much cheaper. and docters can also been found in allys. so after 3 years of slow and painfull recovery. i was on my way back to the sea. so the night before i head back to sea i looked out and saw the s.s. big willie style had returned to me. so the next day (i slept on the beach) we set off the sea, it was about 30 days before i realized that i had no clue where i was going.....but just then...............TO BE CONTINUED |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 14th, 2005|07:35 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  if flirty was sugar | ] |
| [ | music |
| | sonic youth- chapel hill | ] |
where is everyone, No one has contacted me in days, oh well, it must be the smell. so anywho............um......what to tell, oh yes, it is valentines day, oh boy, and the win a date with nathan contest in going strong. if you wish to apply please respond with your name.
Captains log
2/23/03
the day i fought the squid
the day began hazy and clouded with butterscotch and uncanyness in the air, and at about 6 am i went to albertons to see if they had any canned squid, i wanted them as bait for the mighty giant squid. so after i found out there was none in the store i went to the big five in order to buy a boogie board and a fishing spear. so after my purchase i took the supplies and trusty ol' stabby (my oar) to the santa monica peir where i boarded the s.s. big willie style. once upon the boat i set my coordinence to 23' lon and 45' lat where i could find the squid. so after i arrived, i anchored down the boat and i jumped into the mighty sea where i almost immededently encountered the squid, there we fought for 6 hours before i lost conscienceness. when i awoke i was surrounded by greeks, they had been on a never ending expedition with michal wood to trace alexanders footsteps. after a brief conversation with michal i decided he was absolutly insane, and i got up to leave when i noticed i had no legs. the squid had taken them. "blast" i said "they were my only pair." so after a brief walk in the himalayas we arrived back in macedonia, there i made a phone call to my old friend.................. TO BE CONTINUED. |
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| Hello to you all |
[Feb. 10th, 2005|07:47 pm] |
This will be a fun waste of everyones time, my color sceme is called satin handshake. doesnt that sound cozy, i wonder if i can put music on here, i am working on a website for my music and my art. it will be difficult considering that i have no idea what im doing. try it out and see how it flys. www.nathanielparis.cjb.net
so am i suppose to talk about my day and what not, um i ate a quesidilla, and i forgot to watch walker texas ranger again, damn! |
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